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If you would not be forgotten,

As soon as you are dead and rotten,

Either write things worth reading,

Or do things worth the writing

           

 - Benjamin Franklin


ELECTION WEEK 2008

As we approach this current four year cycle's Day of Reckoning, our Senior Political Correspondent gives us his fearless forecast regarding this Tuesday's race. As much as it pains me to print it, it's worthwhile reading, as he has the track record to back it up.

As a last ditch effort to pursuade any undecided voters, I feel compelled to post this article from the American Thinker, and ask you to imagine what you would do with a couple of extra g's every year. On a more pragmatic note, since the election will be over in a couple of days, and there can't possibly be as many undecideds as the polls would lead us to believe - please pass this on to any potential faithless electors you might know. (Hey, Obama can have the rest of the press and SandJ can't get in one McCain plug? Be fair.)


 Week Ending October 26, 2008

If you're like me, and every other American who had the misfortune of tuning in to all of the presidential debates, you probably would have liked to have seen an important issue actually get addressed and analyzed. Luckily for us, SandJ's correspondent is able to do just that (far better than the actual candidates I might add). Here he muses on the meaning of the word "victory" as it applies to today's conflicts.


Week Ending October 19, 2008

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Having spent over ten years living in New York, I can attest first hand to the anguish of living among the enemy in a place known for obnoxious fans. I've since moved to San Diego, where the atmosphere is the epitome of anti-East Coast zeal. No one gets too wrapped up in how bad their teams are, post game shows after crushing defeats feature analysts hoping that "the guys don't get too down on themselves after this." That's why it was so jarring to go out and watch a game in a SD bar this past Sunday and hear actual god-honest vitriol spewed from the lips of Bolts fans. Laughing every time there was a shot of Matt Cassell trying to think of a way to hurt himself on the sideline so he wouldn't have to go back in, booing when the Pats scored a late garbage TD and hushing me when I suggested that Norv Turner might want to sit LT2 up three TDs late in the second half. Is there somehow new vigor in the impossibly laid-back SD sports scene? Not quite, it's now official - all of America hates Boston teams. And, with the Pats and Red Sox both in the process of going down in flames, SandJ will gladly take the opportunity to kick a man when he's down. Please welcome to the site our newest contributor - The Anti-Boston Sports Crab.


Week Ending September 28, 2008
  
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As SandJ readers may have discerned from our last post, the politics of the operator and several of our contributors definitely skew right-of-center. Our only prerequisite for accepting submissions when we started this website was simply that they had to be interesting. Period. In the U.S. media today, there seems to be no room for discussion, only soap-box pontificating and shrill histrionics. Under normal circumstances, one could expect the blogosphere to temper the mainstream media's inherent bias, but the fact is that one only needs to visit either conservative or liberal websites to see that people motivated to blog on politics actually carry the partisan shout-fest to a whole new level. We would like nothing better than to use our platform, however tiny, to provide a place for reasoned discourse from people on both sides of the fence.

With that said, I received several responses to my last post. Most are unprintable or incoherent, but I did receive one from an unexpected source. It was a joint response from parties whose credentials as both staunch liberals and intelligent human beings I can give unqualified attestation.

Without further ado, a rational liberal point of view on the candidacy of Sarah Palin, courtesy of... my parents.

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I have no idea how the cops are going to build a case against this guy. I've consulted several lawyers on the matter, and it appears that the precedent of "whoever smelt it, dealt it" has never been successfully challenged in a U.S. court of law.


 Week Ending September 21, 2008

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SandJ offers our most sincere apologies for the lack of production on the site over the past few weeks. We've been doing less writing than Stephen A. Smith, for Christ's sake!

In fairness to us, it is football season, and most of our surfing time has been focused on whom to pick up on the fantasy waiver-wire this week. (Sad but true - I just sent an email home to remind myself to put in claims on Darren Sproles and Tim Hightower because I can't access our league site from work. Pathetic, I know.)

Anyway, I also thought our Senior Political Correspondent would be carrying us at this point, but, go figure; people involved in politics tend to be busy during the Fall of election years. Who knew?

It is with this in mind that I offer my completely off-the-cuff and barely informed impressions of the personalities featured on each party's ticket. I think it's important to think critically about the people into whose hands we place the fate of our great nation, but, in my mind, it's even more important to buy a couple of more days to finish a piece on my fantasy football draft. With that said here we go...

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What the hell, while we're at it - it's political fever week here at SandJ.


 Week ending August 31, 2008

On the heels of the Democratic convention and John McCain's surprise VP pick, SandJ feels that it's as good a time as any to revisit our "Bizarre Vice-Presidential Facts" column. Enjoy.


Week Ending August 17, 2008
                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                        
Are you ready for some fake football? SandJ's annual fantasy football review.

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Prepare to be completely freaked out. Apparently researchers have implanted rat brains into little mini-cyborgs who think they are rats. Good news or bad, it prompted me to write an email to Professor Rodney Brooks at MIT (and God bless the humble genius) and he wrote me back assuring me that this is nothing new and hinted that these particular researchers just have a superior PR machine than scientists who are doing more advanced work. I don't know if that makes me more or less comfortable, but I'm still pretty giddy that Professor Brooks actually wrote me an email. I listed him as one of the people I most wanted to meet on MySpace. His book Flesh and Machines is a complete mind-blower and comes highly recommended by this site. 


 Week Ending August 10, 2008

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The lesson, as always - never, EVER get into a drinking contest with a tree shrew.

Holy Cow! Twice in two days?!? I mean, we already knew that people in Florida didn't know how to vote correctly, but now we're to understand that they don't kow how to place 911 calls either? (BTW - neither occasion beats the time our neighbor called 911 because she was hot.)

"The driver swerved to avoid hitting the squad car, then took off at speeds of up to 100 miles per hour before pulling over." In fairness to the driver, he was going pretty fast to begin with... and texting... and drunk.

The only thing that would make this story better would be finding out that Reginald Peterson is actually Jared Fogel's real name.

If you're thinking about getting a personalized license plate any time soon, here are some ideas courtesy of The Smoking Gun. (You'll definitely be able to slip one by in some state - why not give it a shot?)


Week Ending August 3, 2008

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Here at SandJ we tend to dislike cats while maintaining a profound antipathy for Hitler.  So if you’re like us you won’t like this site.


 
Week Ending July 27, 2008
                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                       
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A few weeks ago, SandJ did a piece on terrible ballpark promotions. There was one that I had not heard of which would have won the prize hands-down had it not been stopped - Black Brian Roberts bobblehead night.

Week Ending July 13, 2008

2008 Nathans Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, by someone other than Phil Bender

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The mild cigarette the athletes smoke is the mild cigarette for YOU!

After careful consideration, the AMI is endorsing Jason Giambi for the final spot on the AL All-Star roster. 

In case anyone else besides me was starting to become concerned about Fred Durst's well-being - Not to worry, he seems to be fine... and from Appalachia? WTF? 

Welcome back to the real world. SandJ sincerely hopes that everyone enjoyed the long Independence Day weekend - On a Stick.

Week ending July 6, 2008:

East Coast Bias Part II - Time to take offense. (Scroll down past Part I.)

East Coast Bias may be a complicated thing - but SandJ is here to let you you know that it's infinitely more complicated than you even suspected in ECB Part I

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With the new Batman flick coming out and everything, don't you ever wish that you lived in a city with super braniac villians hatching insidious and complicated plots that baffled law enforcement? Well, then you should move to Annapolis. 

John Oates wants people to know that he is nothing like what he was when he had a mustache.

Here's the only NBA Draft coverage you'll be seeing on SandJ: The best suits in the history of the draft (and one fannn-tastic mustache to boot).

Lest our reader forget about SandJ's political side - a classic clip featuring Dennis Miller slamming Harry Reid.

Better late than never - In tribute to the late, great George Carlin: His "Baseball vs. Football" bit.

I guess it must be true that you learn something new every day: Today I learned that I must lack a gag reflex simply because I was able to post this item without vomiting all over my keyboard.

  

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